“Former math teacher turned stay-at-home dad Nathan Shields moved to Saipan with his family recently and started making creatively sculpted pancakes. He calls them Saipancakes and he’s mastered all kinds of designs including sealife, Star Warscharacters, fractals, mythical beasts and lots more. His artful pancake designs have been making the rounds lately and for good reason, they’re awesome!”
…I need all of that.
| Everyone's beautiful. | society: |
| Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat. | society: |
| You don't eat? Anorexic freak! | society: |
| You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0! | society: |
| You're an A cup? What are you, 8? | society: |
| You're a C cup? That's my mums size. | society: |
| You had sex?! Slut! | society: |
| You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid! | society: |
| You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker! | society: |
| You think you're pretty? Conceited much? | society: |
| You believe in gay rights? Homo! | society: |
| You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead! | society: |
| You're depressed? Attention seeker! | society: |
| You cut yourself? Still attention seeking! | society: |
| You can't go on? How much attention do you want?! | society: |
| -someone kills themself- | |
| Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks! | society: |
